One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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