i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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