Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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