Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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