She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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