also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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