She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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