So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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