Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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