i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
