a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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