please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We need to rekindle our bromance
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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