yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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