is your mom at the bar?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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