I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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