Whoa Z and x make the same sound
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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