i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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