Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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