i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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