i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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