come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Found your dick twin last night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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