Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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