You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Randomize
