I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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