So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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