just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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