yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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