I got chris browned last night
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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