Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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