just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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