Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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