READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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