is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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