That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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