He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she looked like the before picture.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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