I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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