The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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