i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
