Will you blow on my dice?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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