It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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