You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
As shirtless as possible
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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