The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When are your genitals available?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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