How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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