so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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