dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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