So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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