we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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