yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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