Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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