The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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